ON THE RANCH

I have been increasingly alarmed with trips taken to Washington, D.C. by former rock stars to declare to our legislators their recommendations regarding national policies of all kinds.

It is not clear to me what special contributions they think they can make to the discussions that are any different from any other concerned citizen. Perhaps they feel that their opinions matter more than others and they are wise to the fact that the regular citizen will pay attention to their opinions, many assuming that these stars know more than they do.

The sad fact is that these people’s lives are very different from anybody else’s. They often fly around in private jets to avoid the hoards of adoring fans that constantly approach them wherever they go. This is quite reasonable, as all people need some time to themselves where they do not have to be “on.” But do you get mobbed whenever you go out for dinner by “fans” or do you get phone calls, get stalked or receive love letters from people you don’t even know?

Probably not -- but what you can see is that their lives are very different from ours. Because of that, their life experience is very different, and therefore their opinions should be taken with that very large boulder of salt. Why they command so much attention on political policy matters is beyond me. Your opinion is far more real.

Norman

Did you see the two movies, “City Slicker I” and “II,” a few years back? They were pretty entertaining and very popular. From a rancher’s viewpoint, they were fairly true tellings of the story of some visitors to a dude ranch and their various mishaps.

One of the most endearing parts of the movie was the birth of the orphan calf the dudes named Norman.

We now have a calf at the ranch that we believe was a twin and was left behind by its mother, which apparently thought she couldn’t raise two calves. For those of you not in the cow business, twins are not as common among cows as they are among sheep, and some cows will leave one calf behind to fend for itself.

We were fortunate in finding our very own Norman, dehydrated as he was and a bit weak, for coyotes and other varmints look for just such a meal. We brought Norman into the foaling barn where we started bottle feeding him. He was very responsive to our ministrations and soon became a growing, healthy ranch pet.

He has become quite a popular ward with some of the employees, who describe him as beautiful with all black fur, big brown eyes, and the longest eyelashes they’ve ever seen. I wonder how they will feel about him when he reaches 600-700 lbs. and isn’t quite so friendly?

It is hard to tear one’s feelings away from these little creatures, especially when they depend on us for their care. In any event, I am glad that Norman is doing well and will have a happy and healthy upbringing.

Secrets

I just got a notice announcing a public hearing titled “Procedures for Acceptance of General Plan Amendments and Rezones in the 3rd District Draft Santa Ynez Valley Community Plan Area,” a planning commission hearing on Wednesday, Nov. 7, at the Santa Barbara County Engineering Building, Room 17, 123 E. Anapamu, Santa Barbara. Now what could this be?

As a member of the public who attended most of the meetings of the development of the community plan, and as a member of the Valley Planning Advisory Committee, which took over after the General Plan Advisory Committee was dissolved, I have considerable interest in the result. This plan also impacts my ranch in unfortunate ways in that two parcels were cut off from the rest of the ranch and placed into the inner rural category, rather than the outer rural category, and a design review overlay was placed on those two parcels, both of which are and will continue to be a horse breeding facility and cow pastures.

I have asked Supervisor Firestone to remove these designations and put those two parcels back in the same category as the rest of the ranch – but with no response.

Having been to years of meetings, I am quite familiar with the topics and issues discussed. I am also very familiar with the procedures that follow throughout a general plan and community plan process, so I am very confused when I read that “the purpose of the public hearing is to reconsider (emphasis is mine) and clarify the existing procedure and propose acceptance of general plan amendments and/or rezones prior to adoption of the Santa Ynez Community Plan if the proposed project is found to be consistent with the Draft Santa Ynez Valley Community Plan and/or provides a public benefit.”

So what are the rezones “of public benefit” that the county is willing to provide new rules to accomplish before the plan is adopted? What is the project and why all the secrecy prior to the meeting? Why is this astounding new procedure occurring?

This is precedent-setting, something never done before. It has always been policy during consideration of a community plan that rezones don’t happen until after the plan has been finished and accepted. Why, all of a sudden, is there the need for rezones which no one knows about until the meeting? From what I hear, this topic has come before the planning commission before but they were unwilling to support it with only four commissioners seated. Remember, the 3rd District has been without a planning commissioner while the county dealt with a conflict of interest charge made by Vincent Armenta in a six-page letter to the board of supervisors.

When this item first came to the planning commission, it was defeated 2 to 2. The 3rd District now has a seated Commissioner, C.J. Jackson -- is this why this topic is coming back, to be accepted? Is there some master plan of which the citizenry is unaware, a plan that we have been prevented from seeing? What is this project that requires pre-plan approval? For further information, please contact Derek Johnson, Project Manager at (805) 568-2072 or djjohnson@sbcao.org.

Litter

Every so often, while driving down a highway, you will spot a sign announcing a fine of $1000 for littering the highway. I am sure you have seen them. But have you ever heard of someone actually being fined for this? I have heard that some fines have been levied, but the consensus is that it is one of those laws that is difficult to prosecute because the way it is written; one has to be seen doing the littering. It is not enough to think someone is guilty.

Last week, while riding the fence around Armour Hill, the piece of ground that Armour Ranch Road encircles, two ranch employees decided to pick up what they thought would be about six or seven glass bottles they spotted from the road. By the time they were done, they, to their astonishment, had collected 48 glass bottles, some still whole and some smashed.

Of course, broken glass in a pasture containing animals is extremely hazardous, not just to domestic animals, in this case mother cows and calves, but also to the wild animals that live in that pasture as well. Feet can be cut or left with pieces of embedded glass that can lead to infection and subsequent inability of the animal properly to forage for food.

This, of course, leads to inadequate nutrition, and in severe cases possible death. While foraging, animals can eat pieces of glass, which will have a very detrimental effect on their digestive systems and also potentially can lead to their deaths.

So what kind of unthinking people throw their glass containers out of their windows as they pass by a pasture inhabited by all sorts of animals? I am shocked that we have so many of them living here or perhaps visiting. In any event, this is the height of animal cruelty, and I ask you to please report any such incident that you might witness to the local sheriff’s office, complete with car license number if you can. This sort of thoughtless behavior needs to stop.

Uncle Ted

As I look out of my window and enjoy the beautiful day with a soft, warm breeze blowing, I am remembering my uncle Ted, whom I lost this past week. He had had a very long, full life doing many things the rest of us only dream about. He owned the White Horse Ranch, which, according to all who had been there on the eastern border between Oregon and California, was nothing short of spectacular. He took great pride in the cattle he raised and in the employees he had had for many years.

He was also a sailor, a tennis player, and he enjoyed numerous business ventures. He and his wife, Pauline, had three beautiful daughters, and they enjoyed a very busy social life. They are a very close family and I am sure that they will miss him terribly.

Although Uncle Ted was never a resident of the valley, he was my father, Jack Crawford’s, first cousin. I know that many of you knew my father, and Uncle Ted often visited the valley to consult with Father on ranching matters. Both men loved with a deep passion their ranches, their livestock and the resident wildlife. They were familiar with every part of their respective ranches, to such a degree that many of their employees frequently would ask for the history of a given part.

Several years after my father’s death, Uncle Ted called me and quizzed me on all aspects of the operation so as to reassure him -- and me -- that things were going in the right direction. After comparing calf weaning weights and discovering that mine were around 100 pounds more than his, he changed the subject. On this beautiful valley fall day, I can only hope that father and Uncle Ted are together again, talking about how ranching has changed. I will miss them both.