The new movie “Whiteout”
refers not to Liquid Paper correction fluid but to the brutal, wintry
conditions that tend to make Antarctica inhabitable.
That won’t stop a determined
U.S. marshal (Kate Beckinsale) from pursuing her business, not to mention a killer,
lurking around the South Pole. Would you believe a frozen body is found just
three days before winter sets in (how can anyone there tell)?
Token characters populate
the “scientific research” facility: A grandfatherly doctor (Tom Skerritt), a
helpful pilot (Christopher Short), an obnoxious drunk from Down Under, et al.
Onto this frozen tundra arrives a strapping United Nations operative (Gabriel
Macht), who may or may not be a good guy.
Among the obstacles blocking
our heroine’s icy path is a Soviet cargo plane, a half-century old with no
shortage of corpses — and bottles of vodka (as if that’s the only way to
identify Soviets). When the expedition stalls, along with the crew’s vehicle,
suffice it to say that alcohol will come in handy.
In the midst of all the
white stuff — intermittently mixed with blood — stands British
temptress Beckinsale. There might be a lovelier creature on the silver screen,
but there can’t be more than one. Formerly a diamond in the independent rough —
“Cold Comfort Farm,” and spot-on “The Last Days of Disco” — Beckinsale
has bounced from popular commercial fair, such as “Pearl Harbor” and “Underworld,”
to major misfires (she was the only reason to bother with “Click” and “Serendipity”).
By and large, most notably
in poignant “Laurel Canyon,” Beckinsale has proved she is more than a pretty
face, handling an American accent with the greatest of ease. This time, the
beauty is one of a handful of reasons to bother sitting through “Whiteout.”
Not unlike Jennifer Aniston
and Chloe Sevigny, a pair of actresses of similar age and ilk, Beckinsale still
appears disaffected and unspoiled by the spotlight. Take the simplest and
briefest moments, such as when a colleague asks if she’s prepared to spend the
winter in Antarctica: Beckinsale replies, “No … I don’t know” in an authentic
way that makes us believe it’s the character, not the actress. And as she’s
roused from a nightmare, it appears she actually had been sleeping and was
legitimately disturbed.
Macht and Short (from last
year’s impressive “Cadillac Records”) hold their own but can’t equal the
graceful veteran Skerritt, who looks like Kris Kristofferson more with each
passing year. Skerritt may be accused of slumming here; if so, it’s a
comforting sight, and he saves the finest moment for last.
Director Dominic Sena, whose
professional background appears steeped in music as much as movies, has a
directorial track record all over the map: from “Kalifornia” more than 15 years
ago, to “Gone in 60 Seconds” and the wretched “Swordfish.” It’s
obvious Sena gravitates toward intensity and action, the thrill of the chase.
Too bad “Whiteout” required a quartet of producers — typically a bad sign
— and a manipulative score that would make Philip Glass proud.
As expected, CGI effects
aren’t in short supply, but credit Chris Soos for his spectacular
cinematography of this perpetually frosty landmass. Strands of the narrative
weigh on the pedantic, clichéd side. A British researcher hangs a giant Union
Jack in his office, explorers seem to be modeling The
North Face apparel — that sort of nonsense.
During a climactic fight,
staged conveniently during blinding conditions, the characters are
indistinguishable. Action becomes so erratic, the
sequence soon resembles a “Batman” episode featuring Mr. Freeze, with the
brawlers wearing parkas instead of leotards.
Among its few
accomplishments, “Whiteout” keeps alive the two-year string of full-frontal
male nudity, ostensible overcompensation for years of females disrobing on
screen. (“Forgetting Sarah Marshall” had its merits, but initiating this trend
of naked men isn’t among them.)
Given the characters’
familiarity with wintry wonderlands, and the overriding murder-mystery element,
it must be asked: Is “Whiteout” a variation of “Smilla’s Sense of Snow,” a remarkable
book whose prose didn’t translate to the big screen? Both stories maintain a
brisk, relentless pace thanks to their cool and intelligent heroines.
It’s possible filmmaker Sena did his best in converting a
decade-old comic book, but he relies too heavily on his stars to make amends.
If not for Beckinsale’s earnest effort, audiences would be left out in the
cold.
jluksic@syvjournal.com